May 2013
cellokind:
if someone ever tells me “i learned from tumblr that the messier handwriting you have, the more intelligent you are!”
i will stick my foot into their urethra and whisper in their ear
no
thats not
no
please stop
and if they follow that with “tumblr teaches me more than school ever will”
my foot will come out of their mouth
the-yolocaust:
townsvillain:
the-yolocaust:
ʎɐƃ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
*əɹ,noʎ
dj-bsnow:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
2 tags
1 tag
homosaiyans:
writing porn is not easy
i mean how does one even write penis sexily
nope
you get a seven for effort
that’s it. that’s the one.
April 2013
3 tags
nostopdasgay:
On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)
A “female”:
A “male”:
Or even a lamp:
oh yes, especially a lamp.
1 tag
1 tag
Please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously...
thearchangeltrickster:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
davidsreality:
laughing-llama:
Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not
English teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: excuse you
Steven Moffatt: excuse you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
Emily Brontë: excuse you
Joss Whedon: excuse you
Richard Castle: excuse you
JK Rowling: excuse you
George R. R. Martin: excuse you
Stephanie Meyer: okay!
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
my-beaten-heart:
paintedbreath:
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebody’s life
I can’t not reblog this.
Seizure/Panic Warning!
kosplaybaby:
I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT
there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.
please boost so no one gets...
About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers.
levindis:
realizationsofafangirl:
levindis:
realizationsofafangirl:
So if it isn’t you…
It’s probably me.
Noted. And by the way, you’re almost out of milk.
THAT WASN’T FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE
mutisija:
immortal-illusion:
mutisija:
stop ruining non fandom posts with fandom references
its stupid and really annoying
It really is soooo annoying, urgh Filthy mudbloods ;) Malfoy’s father WILL be hearing about this!
stop
nagittokomaeda:
i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
rnilkbreath:
“welcome to tumblr where everyone is gay until proven straight!!!! lol!!!!!”
2 tags
livia-carica:
Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.
Think about how many books don’t exist yet.
beneddict:
i wish there was a polite way to tell someone you dont want to talk to them ever again
3 tags
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
2 tags
2 tags
freakoftheangels:
castiel-is-a-bluebird:
staff:
juicylouture:
what if one day
STAFF WE LOVE YOU
OH MY GOD
