(Source: neonnomad)

cellokind:

if someone ever tells me “i learned from tumblr that the messier handwriting you have, the more intelligent you are!” 

i will stick my foot into their urethra and whisper in their ear 

no

thats not

no

please stop

and if they follow that with “tumblr teaches me more than school ever will”

my foot will come out of their mouth

(Source: harrowindustries)

artmonia:

Leslie Ann O´Dell

the-yolocaust:

townsvillain:

the-yolocaust:

ʎɐƃ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

*əɹ,noʎ

emilianadarling:

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

 #MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN#YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

(Source: quellary)

hagridlookalikeatyoservice:

christ-onabike:

 #what’s most heartbreaking is that even then he thinks about thor’s happiness #YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO

No I think he was thinking more emotional blackmail

dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude